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OK. It's Sunday morning, and I just finished preaching for quarters down by the riverboat casino. My sermon today covered some of my favorite topics: "Fear The Wrath of God, Or He'll Smite Thee," "Building The Case for ...... More »

God not only denies any affiliation with Pat Robertson, he might just need to come down from that cave he hides in and kick some televangelist hiney! http://swiftreport.blogs.com/news/2005/11/god_denies_link.html ...... More »

This Halloween, Mel Gibson has decided to dress as Saddam Hussein, against the warnings of his agent. Mr. Gibson will be taking his twelve children from house-to-house, on Monday night. While Halloween is not celebrated ...... More »

Hey, man, happy b-day! What? You're only 6009 years young? Good for you. Just a suggestion, and I only say this as a friend, but you might want to cut back on the drinking and partying. You're looking a lot older t ...... More »

I have a friend who works for a tractor company. Whatever they grow on that farm, I want me some! ...... More »

It appears that Mr. William Bennett, former Secretary of Education and currently a syndicated talk show host, has offended many people by commenting that crime would drop if we aborted black babies. I don't exactly know ...... More »

Arrrrrrrrrrgh! Monday is "[fark]Talk Like A Pirate Day", matey! Secure your aft portholes, and raise the Jolly Roger! ...... More »

So, I understand that Dumbledore dies on page 596 in the latest Harry Potter tome. It's about time they admitted this fact. I watched the first movie (through someone's dining room window, since I live in a VAN and didn' ...... More »

I have to say, I am amazed that the Creationists are getting all the press with their promotion to force schools into teaching "Intelligent Design" in the classroom. There are many other "belief-based" theories, which eq ...... More »

I was reading the esteemed opinions of those interviewed by The Onion, regarding the split of the Teamsters and the SEIU from the AFL-CIO, and it seems to me about time to get rid of unions, period. We either have g ...... More »