The Real News Sucks

Well, I decided to give “real news” a try and listen folks, it sucks! It is all too depressing. Floods are due out East. People are dying in Iraq. All is not the Peace and Prosperity that the Super Bowl Half-time commercials may have lead you to believe!

There was an 11-year old girl abducted this week in Florida, and it was recorded on video. That has led authorities to believe that Joseph Smith, founder of the Mormon religion, was the abductor. It only goes to show that these cults are getting out of hand. I searched for this guy on the Internet and even included a picture, in case you spot this guy on the Turnpike. A sad state of affairs. I have several daughters myself. I haven’t met them, but I hear I have some from my travels… and they’re probably nice and good lookers too if they take after their old man… So, my best wishes go out to the girl and her family.

With the weather this week freezing and flooding, I can’t decide if I believe in Global Warming or the New Ice Age theory. On top of that, the football season is over, and it’s very gray and depressing out. However, I am sitting here, working on my G3 laptop, and preparing for my class on “Theater Criticism in Boroque Europe” that I teach at Uncle Bennie’s School of Cosmotology, Auto Repair and Animal Husbandry. So, I’ve got that going for me. And, in case you care, my groin is feeling much better. Thank you!

Check out John’s Rant on “Why PCs are for Sissies, and Real Men Use Macs” on Null Session. Give ’em Hell, buddy! You ain’t never gonna catch me wearing a suit and typing my class notes on a Pee Cee! Dr. Grouchy is no company-man, he’s a free spirit…. Well, I’ve gotta move the van, looks like the cops are checking me out. Later!