Cover-ups and Conspiricies

Well, I see that someone finally compiled all the cover-ups and conspiricies in a book titled, 50 Things You’re Not Supposed to Know. (I think Hitler’s great-nephew lives next door to me!)

Well, the holiday is over… and what a vacation it was! It was a nice little hiatus of drinking and debauchery in the South Pacific. I had to visit Guam over Christmas to pay child support for one of my many love children scattered around that part of the globe …for personal reasons, and also visitied Manilla for New Year’s Eve. They don’t have a ball to drop in Manilla… and I think I was drunk in a whorehouse, so I didn’t really care at the time. Would you? Next year, I am taking Roger Ebert up on his offer of Christmas in Thailand. That should be interesting….

Well, since the South Pacific doesn’t get the latest releases, I didn’t catch Ben Afleck and J.Lo’s latest movie, or Peter Pan. I expect I will watch some movies this week and review them for you before I start teaching my class on Film Critisism at the local college I teach at (Uncle Bennie’s School of Cosmotology, Auto Repair and Animal Husbandry… A combo bar and self-serve laundry by day, and institute of higher learning by night!)

Gotta go move the car…. I’m double parked… [dr.g-ph.d.]