Someone very close to me started up a Dr. Grouchy fan page on Facebook. Why haven't you joined? I am hurt. The nicest thing a friend (with benefits) can do for another, without kneeling or undressing, is to Facebook them ...... More »
Talk Like A Pirate Day – This Saturday! Argh!
September 2nd, 2009
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Well, swab my poop-deck, tie me to the mainmast and lash me wit' a cat o' nine tails! If it ain't the annual "Talk Like A Pirate Day" on Saturday the 19th. I am usually hung-over, drunk and totally forget. But, not this ...... More »
Fancy New Pepsi Logo
February 13th, 2009
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According to this article, and the claims of some people on Twitter (I take everything on Twitter as the God's truth), Pepsi just spend like half a billion dollars to have a new logo developed. The new logo basically loo ...... More »
Movie Review: Narnia 2 – Return to Assland
May 30th, 2008
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I have been in a work-release program for reasons I will leave for another time, and rather than spending my sick day hiding from work and drinking Jack Daniels like usual, I was forced to take orphans to the theater. Af ...... More »
Movie Review: Transformers
July 8th, 2007
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A Review of the movie "Transformers" on 7/7/7, by Dr. Grouchy, Ph.D. When I was a boy, I didn't play with dolls. They didn't even have robots that turned into cars or boomboxes. Hell, we had transistor radios and G.I. ...... More »
Proof That God Masturbates
June 11th, 2007
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Wow! I am blown away. It appears that there have been some pretty convincing evidence that GOD EXISTS! Not only has GOD "created Man", but he added creature comforts that you wouldn't find in some Korean knock-off, or ba ...... More »
You’re all a bunch of lazy bastards!
April 21st, 2007
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What a bunch of lazy bastards you all are. You barely work 50-60 hours a week, while Dr. Grouchy is busy with four or five jobs, like he's some kind of Jamaican. I try to inspire the next generation of college studen ...... More »
That’s Gay!
April 11th, 2007
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What is it with the over-sensitive crowd these days? Back when I was a boy, in the olden days, we used a lot of words that we are "forbidden" to use today. Soda jerk, flaccid and flapper come to mind. For example, I a ...... More »
Diets Give You A Fat Ass!
April 10th, 2007
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Scientists have proven beyond all doubt that God is dead, homeopathic medicine is a hoax, prayer doesn't work and women who refuse to have gratuitous sex with Dr. Grouchy are lesbians... What next? Well, the largest stud ...... More »
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